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Caught this on the Timeline last night while doing a little evening scrolling. No big deal, just trying to keep up with the Ts & Ps headed PFT’s way as he heads under the knife today then BAM, some interracial anal fucking promoted by Twitter.com. Ummm…. what the hell, guys? I know you’re kinda struggling with that whole “make money” part of being a business, and I know the Pawnee Video Dome really saw a huge turn around when they finally started selling porn, but don’t do this to me. My social media is very strategic. On Twitter I follow very few porn stuff so I can look at my feed wherever I want without risking a quick anal smash. My Instagram and SnapChat? Totally different story, naked chicks all over the joint. But if you’re telling me that I can’t even trust my Twitter now without anal ads popping up, then what am I to do?

Plus, it’s not like you can see an anal ad and then not go jerkoff, so this practice is just gonna make everyone perpetually late. Sorry boss, would’ve been on time but on the subway over here they had one of those squirt ads on Twitter so I obviously had to find the nearest bathroom and fire one out quick. Seeing a porn ad is like Superman seeing a crime: you immediately need to go to the bathroom and take care of an extremely important situation, one that will cause people great harm if not rectified immediately.

In summation, knock it the fuck off, Twitter.