This Old Dude Don't Give A Fuck That His Starbucks Is Flooded

Mashable- A shopping center in the city’s Chai Wan district unfortunately became one of Hong Kong’s most flooded areas, but one man didn’t let that stop him from enjoying his coffee. The Internet is calling him “Starbucks Uncle”, and of course, we’re obsessed with him. The picture’s photographer, Kristy Chan, told the BBC she was taking photos in the shopping center to show her family how bad the flooding was, when she came across the indelible man. “It was quite funny,” she told BBC, “Maybe he already has that many life experiences so the flood didn’t bother him at all.”

Coffee over everything. No flood is gonna stop that old guy from getting his daily fix. I’m with him. I’d fight a grizzly bear to get to my morning coffee. There are few things I hold as dear as my first cup of coffee in the morning. Any and all stereotypes that coffee drinkers have, I fall under them. Even the over dramatic commercials where a guy is like, “Don’t talk to me before I’ve had my coffee.” That’s me. I will fucking cut you if you try to talk to me or ask me question before I get that sweet caffeine rush to my head. Call me an addict. Call me a fiend. Call me whatever. I accept all terms. So with that in mind, you think a little flood water is gonna stop somebody whose probably been drinking coffee everyday of his life for the last 45 years? Doubt it. That water could’ve been infested with sharks and the old geezer still would’ve waded in. Such a classic old guy move to be reading the paper too. Big fan.