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The Chinese Football League Is Getting A Lot Of Attention For Their Celebrations

I think we can all agree that the NFL as a product is getting worse as the years go by. That’s why if you want to watch a brand of football that knows how to put asses in the seats and entertain the fuck out of its audience, you go to the Arena Football league. Best league in the world and it just so happens that the Philadelphia Soul are the reigning champs. But anyway, Arena Football has made it’s way on over to China (read in Donald Trump voice) and has recently been gaining plenty of attention thanks to the Shanghai Skywalkers lighting the world on fire with their touchdown celebrations.


^Not the same type of sword fighting that goes down during locker room talks.


^What I’d like to do to anybody who says wrestling is fake.


I’d love to have a camera on Roger Goodell as he watches these touchdown dances. Bet it would take him every ounce of self control he has to not try to fine these bastards out the ass.

Football is a game and it’s supposed to be fun, ya know. You should want players to show a little personality and excitement out there because it’s a more enjoyable experience for the fans. But what about the children? When is enough enough? When are we going to need angry passive aggressive mothers writing letters to the editor about this nonsense. You think our children are going to make it to the NFL acting like a bunch of spoiled brats every time they score a touchdown? Frig no. Take a page out of Andrew Hawkins’ playbook and like you’ve been there before.

Better to have shitty ratings than anybody even thinking about cracking a smile out there.