REMINDER: The 2016 Air Sex World Championship Is Coming To Philly This Weekend
They don’t call Philadelphia the City of Champions for nothing. Year in and year out, all this city knows how to do is win win win. So it only makes sense that the International Air Sex Committee decided that Philadelphia will be host to the Air Sex World Championships this Saturday night at Kung Fu Necktie in Fishtown. (More details here)
By now, most of you are well aware that I am an expert in ice hockey. I have literally never been wrong once in any of my analysis. But did you know that I am an expert in Air Sex as well? Bet you didn’t. I am, though. And that’s why the great people of Air Sex Worldwide asked me to be a special guest judge at the competition this Saturday night. So from now until Saturday night at 11 pm Eastern Standard Regular People Time, I’ll be having an existential crisis on what type of judge I am. Am I a Simon Cowell–harsh, cruel, yet honest? Am I a Randy Jackson–friendly, lovable, but too generous to give criticism? Or am I a Paula Abdul–a hot piece of ass just there to keep the male audience? I really don’t know. But I guess we’ll find out Saturday night.
In the meantime, here’s a reblog to get you all acquainted with the competition. Hope to see many of you out at Kung Fu Necktie (1250 N Front St.) Saturday night.
Who: Some of the best air sex havers the world has to offer.
What: Air Sex Championships. I guess it’s like air guitar but for fucking.
When: Saturday Octobers 22, 2016. 11 pm
Where: Kung Fu Necktie | 1250 N Front Street | Philadelphia, PA
Why: Honestly… I’m not really sure yet. But hopefully we can find that out by the end of this blog.
How: Like this.
TWO DICKS!!! At the same damn time!
You can tell this dude has lots of sex in real life. Can hardly even tell he’s just raping air out there.
Almost looks like if Big Cat and PFT had a dad together.
But yeah, the Air Sex World Championships are coming through Philly next month and why wouldn’t they? Nothing but hot ass people and winners in this city. There’s a reason why Philadelphia is often referred to as the Paris of Pennsylvania. Beautiful people in a beautiful place. Why wouldn’t you want to watch a bunch of Philadelphians make sweet sweet love to the air? It’s going to one of the premier events this fall. A real can’t-miss. So come one, cum all to the Air Sex World Championship in Philly next month. And congrats in advance on all the sex to those who perform.