The Eagles And Browns Shat Themselves On The Field But, Hey, At Least Their Twitter Accounts Are Zany And Fun!

Whacky! Who needs to win when you’ve got social media comedians trolling the NFL? Sure, the new league policy on highlights is outrageous. And me of all people isn’t going to argue against biting the hand that feeds you. It’s become almost a daily ritual in these offices. I guess it just pisses me off when the Eagles offensive line resembles Swiss cheese and smells like Chlamydia but yet their social media accounts are the tits of the town after a Division loss. Good for the Browns for getting a minuscule life victory with their Tweet, no matter how useless it is in the end.

Also, somebody find the guy who photoshopped Sam Bradford’s head on Teddy Bridgewater’s body and put it up on Fox for the first 6 weeks of the season and knight him the Lord Of Mailtime. And here I thought it’s impossible for Sam Bradford to appear more awkward throwing a football, yet here we are.