NFL Monday Morning Rewind
Bucs 23 (0-6), Falcons 31 (2-4)
Two things happen when you play the Bucs. 1) You win and 2) You have to bring in a bunch of guys with HAZMAT suits to make sure the anti-biotic resistant disease that the Bucs carry with them everywhere they go doesn’t stay.
Another picture of MRSA cleanup crew going into #Bucs lockerroom at Georgia Dome. pic.twitter.com/gV3mVSsRYs
— Kevin ODonnell Fox13 (@ODonnellFox13) October 21, 2013
But remember that one time Greg Schiano had his D-Line play through the whistle. CULTURE CHANGE!
Bengals 27 (5-2), Lions 24 (4-3)
In case you didn’t know, Calvin Johnson is a freak of nature.
Bills 23 (3-4), Dolphins 21 (3-3)
Dolphins fans! Super diehard.
Wait, nevermind.
Sidenote – In the off chance that guy or one of his friends is reading this please email me. I would love to get inside the brain of a guy who dresses up as a Dolphin themed Joker for a Bills/Dolphins game in mid October.
Patriots 27 (5-2), Jets 30 (4-3)
No need to recap, just tune into Sportscenter for the next week.
Also Jets fan punching a chick. Very nice.
Cowboys 17 (4-3), Eagles 3 (3-4)
Remember that time Chip Kelly reinvented Offensive football in the NFL for 1 half? That was awesome.
Bears 41 (4-3), Redskins 45 (2-4)
I made a joke about the Charlie Brown music perpetually playing at the Browns facility last week. Well…..
Rams 15 (3-4), Panthers 30 (3-3)
So I guess Janoris Jenkins was talking shit about Steve Smith’s family during the game.
“What I don’t like is a young guy, comes in, obviously his first time ever using the internet and Google, and he Googles information about me, talks about my wife and stuff like that. That’s kind of some of the (B.S). I just don’t play with.” -Steve Smith
Have fun being Dead Janoris Jenkins
Chargers 24 (4-3), Jaguars 6 (0-7)
CBS is running out of things to talk about when it comes to the Jaguars.
How do the Jags win this game? Predators, that’s how.
Also, security guard, JACKED UP.
49ers 31 (5-2), Titans 17 (3-4)
Full disclosure, I was pulling for the Titans yesterday with all my heart. Not for me but for David Cline, our Titans super fan who doesn’t own a credit card and slept out in front of the stadium back in July to get his ticket for yesterday. Heartbreak city.
Browns 13 (3-4), Packers 31 (4-2)
It’s almost like someone is sitting up in the Heavens making sure the Browns will never succeed.
Hey wait a second…
Texans 16 (2-5), Chiefs 17 (7-0)
I am starting to love Chiefs fans.
Need this necklace.
Texans fans, not so much.
Ravens 16 (3-4), Steelers 19 (2-4)
Are the Steelers back? You’re fucking right they are you fucking fuck.
The cargo jean shorts are just fantastic.
Broncos 33 (6-1), Colts 39 (5-2)
Little known fact, Peyton Manning used to play for the Colts.
Kicker, truck city.
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Whoever painted this mural, nailed it.
