This Months Miltons Pimp My Wedding Contest Winner
Congrats on a HUGE victory.
Miltons is going to hook this guys entire wedding party up (up to 8 groomsmen) with all the gear they need.
We are going to run it back and start up another contest so if you are getting married next Spring/Summer now is the time to enter. Send in your email to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com and we’ll have stoolies vote for the winners.
Winner
Reader Email
Barstool,
My boy James is getting married in the winter. We asked him to write this but like always he procrastinates until someone else does it for him. I Carried this guy through college with a sports administration minor (Humble brag) and he’s an all around good dude, has his shit together yada yada, that’s not why he should win. Couple reasons, one he wants us all to buy a tux. I’d rather own a Tim Tebow jets jersey cause it’d get more use. Don’t make us buy a tux. He’s marrying a cool red head who was a Dz at Radford. Big problem is he is paler and whiter than oj’s ford bronco or the flash on a phone so he needs all the help he can get looking good. Help him look good. Also do it for his kids one day. If he has a boy or girl they’ll end up looking like a cross between Andy Dalton and Ron from Harry Potter. He spends his days playing second fiddle to his dog Ellie, and going to just about every Nats home game, betting beers on the presidents race. So I don’t know how many more L’s he can take. To end it though he is the man, reads barstool, loves Harambe, hates barstool Nate and if that doesn’t get a vote I don’t know what will.
Mike