YAHWEH! YABO! Tim Griffey Junior goes oppo on the first professional pitch he ever sees. Thats some Big Boy Strength. Just up there hackin, sending baseballs to the fuckin Pearly Gates. And the best part about it? THE CROWD GOES WILD!
All 21 people on the Little League benches ERUPT for the Lord and Savior Tim Tebow. Cumulative age of about 3,000 sitting there in the stands watching Timmy Baseball. What a goddam time to be alive. An even better time to be a demigod, begotten not made.
PS – Of COURSE Tim Tebow sprints around the bases on a home run