Howard Dean Poses The Question Of The Debate - Is Trump A Cokehead? #TrumpSniffle

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NBCViewers tuning in for the rowdy first presidential debate got their fair share of verbal sparring, but amidst the fireworks many appeared distracted by something else: Donald Trump’s sniffle.

The Republican candidate sniffled repeatedly during Monday night’s debate — setting off social-media memes and sparking the hashtag #TrumpSniffle.

While Trump’s opponent Hillary Clinton — whose coughs made frequent fodder for Republicans — did not mention his sniffles, former Democratic presidential candidate and DNC chairman Howard Dean did.

The former six-term Vermont governor took to Twitter not with a meme but with a message, suggesting that Trump’s nasal troubles could be due to cocaine use.

Is Trump a cocaine user?

Umm, gee, let’s see Howard.

-From New York City
-Private Schooled
-Works in A) Finance or B) Real Estate

The Cocaine Checklist has every single block checked off. And those are just hard facts, not even taking the emotions and temperament into consideration. Sniffles were just the icing on the cake.

Seriously if Donald Trump DOESN’T do coke I honestly think you have to kick him off the ballot immediately. Can’t trust a guy like that.

When you rail the fattest line of blow you’ve ever seen then hit the stage to debate Crooked Hillary:

Not only are we gonna snort coke in New Hampshire, we’re going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we’re going to rail lines in California and Texas and New York…. And we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we’re going to blow some ridiculous gator tails in Washington, D.C., to take back the White House!

And let’s not act like Hillary wasn’t getting down on her own supply as well, everybody knows you need to get lubed up to take on the Donald.

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Oh and by the way, all of it was made up anyway, because there “was no sniffles.”

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Guy has gone and snorted himself retarded.


Editor’s Note: saw the KFC 8 AM (wtf?) pre-blog. Left it scheduled anyway. Liked mine better. Probably even put this one in the newsletter.