Kennesaw State Football Player Freaks The Fuck Out On His First Flight Ever
AJC - Sure the Kennesaw State University football team felt like it was floating when an interception for a touchdown led the team to victory Saturday, but one player found out beforehand he may not like that feeling.
He found that out on the airplane ride to the game in Pittsburgh. His first plane ride. When he passed out. And it was filmed by his teammates. Who of course tweeted it out.
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One word fam. Xanax.
The freakout of redshirt freshman Keagan Jordan was captured and shared by teammate Xavier Harper, who said it was Jordan’s first flight.
The pre-passout episode included Jordan clutching his chest, holding onto the seat in front of him for dear life and a terrified, “Oh! Oh! Oh my God! We ain’t gone make it!”
All the while, his teammates calming him down by lovingly laughing directly at him and reminding him that the plane hadn’t even taken off yet.
And then it did.
The first sight of which was apparently too much for the six-foot, 223 pound football player to handle — and he passed right out.
I guess that’s the downside of the flight being before the game, can’t properly medicate yourself. Tough to get hyped up to run around and smash heads with people for an hour when you’re passed out and drooling from the benzodiazepines coursing through your system.
Ended up being a good thing K-State held off: