This Dude On Twitter With A Snot Fetish Is The Fucking Weirdest Dude On The Internet

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I’ve been on the internet for quite some time now. Almost two decades, in fact. Never in my e-life have I seen something as disgusting as this. I’ve seen so much shit I never thought was even imaginable. I’ve seen cake farts (that wasn’t gross it was actually really funny), goatse, tub girl, lemon party, two girls one cup. More tuned down I’ve been taken aback by new porn fetishes that I came to appreciate. Decades ago I discovered anal and more recently I’ve stumbled upon thinks like dialators and BDSM and fucking feet and gangbangs and all kinds of craziness. All of it struck me by surprise, at first. “People actually get off to this shit?!?” I thought, as a young man who only knew of missionary. I’ll admit it all grew on me, but this is where I draw the line. Never will I understand a goddamn fucking snot fetish. Trolling Twitter asking people to see their boogers makes me want to fucking puke just thinking about it. I’m choking it back as I write this. Sick, man. Fucking SICK.

Snot will go up with incest porn fetishes and mature (grandma mature) fetishes as something I will not adopt at any point in my fucking life.

Oh, and smoking porn too. Girl, you’re gonna get cancer and your breath stinks! Be a smarter sex worker than that. Can’t put a condom on your lungs.