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Jennifer Aniston Responds To The Brad Pitt Angelina Jolie Divorce With Just The Right Amount Of Spite

NYDN – What goes around Hollywood comes back around. Jennifer Aniston reportedly had a bittersweet reaction to finding out her ex Brad Pitt was getting a divorce from actress Angelina Jolie, Us Weekly reports. According to a source, Aniston said “Yeah, that’s karma for you!” when discussing the news of the split. The “Friends” star, who was married to Pitt for five years, “admittedly feels sort of satisfied about Brad and Angelina’s split,” Us reported. However, her nice girl persona also allowed her to reveal that she “never wanted this for them or wished this on them,” according to the site. “She always got the sense that something would happen with them eventually,” the source told the mag. “She didn’t feel that Angelina was truly the one who Brad was meant to stay with. She always felt that Angelina was too complex for him. He’s a pretty simple guy.”

Hey Ang! Hold this L girl!


Thats karma for you, you hypocritical crypt keeper bitch! I may be paraphrasing that crypt keeper bitch part, but nonetheless thats a subtle yet deadly dagger from Jen Aniston. Heart colder than her nipples on the set of Friends.

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If theres one thing thats true about life, you always end up on every side of every situation. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. Sometimes you dump, sometimes you get dumped. Sometimes you cheat, sometimes you get cheated on. And you always gotta keep that in mind. Particularly when, perhaps, youre on the set of a movie with the Worlds Sexiest Man and he happens to be married and you decide to poach him away with your with your siren-singing pussy. Thats the sort of thing that might come back and bite you in your fat DSLs. So its best not to get too high and mighty…best not to get too too high on that horse by, oh, I dunno, adopting a thousand refugees and acting like you’re gonna save the world when in fact, at heart, you’re just a home wrecking sex machine.

Because one day you’ll be old and washed and taking care of a thousand kids when a girl like Jennifer Aniston who paid her dues is looking young, fresh, and banging this dude’s telephone pole dick:

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Good things come to those who wait/get totally fucked over by the girl with lips and tits for days. Slow and steady wins the race/doesnt end up alone with 6 kids with shitty names.