I’m moving on from the Bears, I can’t let their stink ruin my day, we’ll go back to the drawing board on Sunday night and do the whole thing over again. So what’s the best way to cheer us up? Watching Jon Gruden watch magic. Just pure childhood wonderment from Gruden. Like a cat staring at a laser pointer. Man, how’d you know my card, man, that was AWESOME!
We also got noodle Gruden last night. I was afraid that losing Tirico would slow Gruden down but then I remembered nothing slows Gruden down (maybe a couple of Hooters waitresses). Guy is a machine of football knowledge and unintentional comedy. Love him.