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CNN Puts Japanese Men Ages 18-35 In A Body Bag

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Tokyo (CNN)Japanese millennials just aren’t having sex.

That’s according to a government survey published last week, claiming that 42% of men and 44.2% of women — almost half of Japan’s millennial singles aged between 18 to 34 — are virgins.
While some prefer it that way, others would like their fortunes to change, with 85.7% of men and 89.3% of women harboring hopes of marriage in the future. The survey did not look at same-sex partners.
Japan’s lack of interest in sex is blamed on everything from a stagnant economy to Japanese manga fans favoring fantasy over reality.

Ha! Hey, Japan; have less sex. Oh wait; you can’t, you fucking nerds.

Seriously, though. 42 percent of men between 18-35 being virgins is a bananas stat. I thought I was an absolute freak for being a virgin until I was nearly 22. Now, I feel like I’m the cock of the walk.

The part about the Japanese people loving them some manga porn is so true. I lived in Japan for nearly four years. Those folks love them some cartoon sex. They can’t get enough of it. Wanna stop at a gas station to fill up? Grab a cartoon sex magazine right there at the counter. Trying to eat a fast food burger with the world’s smallest serving size of fries? Grab some cartoon titty magazines while you’re at it.

Can you imagine a generation being so horny that it literally wrecked your country’s economy? But, that’s exactly what is happening in Japan and I find it hilarious (mostly because I don’t understand global economics and Japan’s horniness might be affecting me in ways that I don’t even understand).

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Love this picture. Just a couple of middle age virgins drawing a naked lady. Of course they have their legs crossed. Can’t have that boner showing for the model to see. Gotta keep those legs crossed and your boner tucked deep inside your multiple layers of white briefs. We’ve all been there. One minute you’re practicing some art with your virgin pals and the next minute you’re boned up thinking about those cartoon titties you saw at the gas station. You just can’t wait for this nude model lady to get dressed so you can go home in order to take off your pants and jacket.