2-0. A win is a win is a win is a win is a win. And the Eagles have danced twice and come out on top both times. The Browns and Bears could both be the two worst teams in the NFL (and the Eagles could be the third shitless squad in that order), but it doesn’t matter. 2-0 is 2-0, and this team has the largest point differential in the NFL. We’ll see what happens when they actually play a NFL team next week in the Steelers, but enjoy this one. Tip of the cap to Doug Pederson and his boys.
I don’t care if they’ve whipped up on the Little Sister’s Of The Poor the first two games. Between the defense and an offense that has given up ZERO turnovers in 2 games…you gotta be somewhat impressed. And by you, I mean me. Because I can’t wait till I finally allow myself to love this team.
Also, get ready for #BigBirdBigCat on Thursday. That suit ain’t gonna smell like roses when this sweaty piece of mess is through with it.