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Joe Thornton Said That If He Scored 4 Goals In A Game He'd Have His Cock Out Stroking It

 

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(Source) Joe Thornton would unzip his pants if he scored four goals
Hearing a question to Marleau about Hertl and whether he was showboating, Thornton said:
“Shut up, have you ever played the game?”
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When the press turned his way, he then added:
“I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.”
OK, then.
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Well Joe Thornton just became my favorite Non-Hawk. This is called shooting directly from the hip. Most athletes will give you the PC, “act like you’ve been there”, “all I care about is winning”, “I’m a team guy” type of answer. Not Joe Thornton, if he scored 4 goals he’d whip his dick out and jerk it all over the place. Power move by Jumbo. Sometimes you just have to say fuck it and jizz, and Joe Thornton scoring 4 goals in one game is apparently one of those times.