PacMan Jones Packs Missile Dips While Getting His Body Right? PacMan Jones Packs Dips? What?

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This is potentially/possibly/probably racist but black dudes with lips in always blows my fucking mind. I remember the first time I ever saw it, my freshman year in college, Warren Sapp was packing a lip in a post-game presser and I actually called people into my room to see it because I didn’t think anyone would believe me. I get that PacMan is from Atlanta and southerners come out of the womb with tobacco products in their hand (quick note about tobacco: smoking either never left or is coming back. So many people in NYC smoke), but it still shocks me. The Venn Diagram of dudes who make it rain then start gun fights at strip clubs and guys who chew has only one intersection and it’s PacMan Jones.

Shoutout to using dip to get the body right, though. That’s a tried and true practice. Just had a big meal? Had some sex? Taking a shit? A shower? Jerking off? All those are great methods to get right, but you add a lip with it and it’s perfect. Not sure if anyone’s ever tried to cure cancer with a lip but it’s something to consider.