Ahmad Rahami Found Sleeping In The Doorway Of A Bar Down The Street From His Family's Restaurant

Bruh. You were taking a nap??? Not even 48 hours into your terror crusade and you needed to catch some ZzZzZ’s?? Got the entire Tri State area manhunting you and you go to sleep right around the corner from your own spot??? Maybe this honestly isnt terror related. Maybe its just coincidence this dude has an Arab name because this is preposterously bad terroristing.

A big thanks to the NY/NJ police officers and the FBI for such quick work keeping us safe but Jesus I dont even think I can give you guys real props because of how easy he made it.

And good luck to the Ramami family at First American Fried Chicken! No better promotion for a chicken joint named “First American” than to be operated by a terrorist!