The Fact That This LSU Tailgate Fight Is Only 10 Seconds Long Should Be Considered A Crime Against Internet Humanity

Should be considered a cyber crime that more of this fight wasn’t caught on tape. I mean come on video guy, be better, just one time be better. You honestly couldn’t tell further in advance this was about to go down? You didn’t think to whip your phone out and hit record until they were squared up and literally pulling back to throw the first punch? Got to have better instincts than that, and don’t even get me started on your turning the thing off when the action actually fucking started.

Because nothing is better than preppy white kids slugging each other in the face. Just remember the Kentucky Oaks fight at the Vineyard Vines tent, or should I say, never forget it.

*UPDATE*

Bonus video of the end result: