Cleveland Bar To Air Security Camera Footage Of Couple Having Sex In Their Basement

This is one of those situations where the Bar thinks they’re proving a point. They think they’re really getting everyone. Like look at this world, we’re totally zapping these guys, you want to fuck in our bar? Well then we’re having porn night featuring YOU. When in reality if this happened to me the joke would be 100% on the crowd that showed up. You want to watch a fat person roll around, huff and puff, thrust a few times, and be done in like 2 minutes? Cool, come on down. I’ll make you never want to have sex again. Like watching kids play T-Ball and completely ruin the sport of baseball. Whatever conception you had of sex, I’ll ruin that in less than 90 seconds.

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You want to really get these people back you upload it to Youjizz or Youporn. Could you imagine going online to jerk off and randomly seeing yourself? You’d never be able to masturbate using the internet again. Now that I’ve said it, that might be the cruelest thing a person could ever do. I honestly wouldn’t wish that on my own worst enemy.

h/t sean