Goddamn have I missed the drink. Laugh out loud funny. If this happened on every pitch I’d laugh every fucking time. It will absolutely never not be funny. Never. NEVER I TELL YOU. Just sits there, smiles, and takes it right on the chin. Stares that ball down and fucking dares it to do something. Pussy ass ball.
PS – Shout out to this girl too. The ball wasn’t exactly about to take her face off, but she still stood her ground.