I just hired an intern. His name is Glen but also goes by Glennyballs(?). He has been in four eating contests, and was previously a little league umpire. He’s fast (see below) and is already on the job getting daiquiri mix for Aloha Friday.
I’ve hired him under the condition that he will be unpaid and will sit at Clem’s desk for Clem when he can’t make it in. Thanks to all the other interns who interviewed!