9 Year Old Takes Train To Airport, Evades Security And Gets On Flight To Vegas, Oh And Last Week He Stole A Car And Drove It On The Highway

(Source) While airport and airline officials continue to gather information in the mystery of how a 9-year-old boy successfully evaded security and stowed away on a Minneapolis-to-Las Vegas Delta flight last week, new details about the young passenger are emerging.  The boy – who, because of his age, is not being identified by name – is no stranger to trouble, reports radio station KFGO AM, which says he’s broken into a waterpark without buying a ticket.

Last week, says the station, he was arrested for driving on I-35 in a stolen car.  The station also says his mother works at the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport, and that Minnesota’s Hennepin County child protection workers reportedly have investigated the boy’s family four times since December 2012.

According to the Minneapolis Star Tribune, the boy went to the airport via light rail on Wednesday and Thursday last week.  On Wednesday, said the paper, he removed a bag off the luggage carousel, went through TSA security and had lunch at a restaurant in the area that leads to the concourses. He told restaurant staff that he needed a restroom, which required his going into one of the concourses.  Leaving the bag and his lunch bill behind, he never returned to the restaurant, said Pat Hogan, a spokesman for the Metropolitan Airports Commission. (The bag was eventually returned to its rightful owner, with its contents untouched.)

Well that’s it, my life feels like an utter failure. I mean I can handle real people being better than me, I’m a fat blogger, basically everyone in the world is better than me, but a 9 year old? That just sucks. And make no mistake, this kid is the fucking man. He’s like a cross between Latarian Milton, Kevin McCallister, and Frank Abagnale. He’s 9 and his life is cooler than mine. He’s dine and dashed, he’s been to Vegas, he’s stolen a car, he’s driven a car, he’s broken into a waterpark. Meanwhile I don’t ever leave my apartment and the coolest thing I did when I was 9 was hop off a 2 inch curb on my rollerblades without breaking my skull. Mysterious no name 9 year old kid just living the dream. Probably only a year or two away from analing a chick too. Absolute baller.

Still one of my favorite youtube videos of all time. Just trying to do hoodrat stuff with my friends.

-Should you be punished?

-Just a little bit like no video games for the weekend.