“I have never eaten a booger in my entire life,” Harbaugh said. “It might have looked like that was happening. But if you rub your nose and then you bite your fingernail, that’s not eating a booger. There was no booger eaten.
“For clarity here, for the record, I have never eaten a booger in my entire life.”
“I have never eaten a booger in my entire life” = exactly what somebody who eats boogers would say.
I mean as far as tactical errors go this is as bad as it gets. Shocking frankly for such a good coach and game manager, a master of strategy. To come out so strongly against eating boogers, especially after the most viral clip of the weekend was you clearly eating boogers. Make you think maybe this wasn’t just a one or two time thing but maybe this guy is a serial booger eater. Makes you wonder if you can trust a team to win a national championship with a booger eater as the coach.
And, for the record, you 1000% ate that booger.
Thumb and index finger pull out the booger, thumb and index finger put the booger into the mouth. Backkkkkk and to the left, backkkkkkk and to the left.