Texans WR Will Fuller Signed One Hell Of A Yearbook At Roman Catholic

Reader Email: Will Fuller

Me and my buddy went to high school with Will Fuller at Roman Catholic. Here’s a nice little autograph and message in my buddy’s yearbook.

Borderline Shakespearean. No cliche yearbook “Have a good Summer!” here. Nope. Will Fuller is going to fuck the shit out of something, and that something is Maddie. Actually, somebody better be praying for Maddie, assuming she’s still walking upright after Fuller was done with her. Which is a big assumption. You don’t open up your NFL career going 5 for 107 and a TD and not grow up ravaging ass at will.

h/t Tom