I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with football cleats when I haven’t put on a pair in 10 years (I do know why. It’s because they’re Kanye’s and Kanye is my new Apple. Everythin ghe does is amazing and I don’t care how expensive or how impractical it is, I must have it), but these things are HOT. Hotter than hot. Burning hot. Look good, feel good, play good. That’s a fact that’s been proven countless times throughout history and guess what? If you’re not playing in Yeezy cleats then you’re just setting yourself up for failure because you look like an idiot. Think I’m wrong? Von Miller is undefeated in them (grabs a glass of tea and sips it, pinky up of course). I was very confident about the Patriots winning the Super Bowl this year, just as I am every year, but now I’ve got a reason to manage expectations. Unless a player on the Pats laces up some Yeezys it could be a long season in Foxboro.