Jerry Jones Burner Is Probably Full Of So Many Hot Sluts

So this happened last night during the ND/ASU game, Jerry Jones just casually chatting on his flip phone, everyone saying how it’s absurd that a man of his wealth still uses a nokia. Wrong. That clearly is his burner. Saturday night, sluts ready to party, Jerry Jones laying some ground work. That’s why he owns the Cowboys and we’re all just regular guys. You don’t become a billionaire without a burner for your sluts, you just don’t. Billionaire 101.