Shout Out To These Moms Who Smoked a Victory Joint Right After Dropping Their Kids Off On The First Day Of School
National Post - Parents have been known to breathe a sigh of relief when school gets back in session, but these moms went maybe a bit too far with the puffing.
A Vancouver Island mother pulled over for speeding in a school zone Tuesday morning admitted she’d shared a joint with the other moms in the car, telling police they were celebrating getting the kids out of their hair after a long summer. When the officer smelled smoke emanating from the car near Marigold Elementary and Spectrum Secondary in Saanich, she readily fessed up to smoking some pot with the other women before getting behind the wheel.
“As soon as she rolled down the window it was pretty evident that the people in that car, or the driver herself, had been smoking a joint prior to being stopped,” Sgt. John Price told CTV Vancouver Island.
“She did admit to smoking a joint, and tried to excuse it away by saying her and some of the other moms this morning had a celebratory joint, celebrating that the kids were back in school.”
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You know when you were a child, and you saw an adult and you were just blown away by how old they were, that they could drive, and you were like wow, what a responsible person? How fucking stupid were we?? Adults are nothing besides children who have more shit on their plates, who just have to fake it harder to get through life while making sure their kids don’t die. That’s what I’ve grown to realize, we’re all the same person we were when we were 18, just with more bills and more responsibilities. We’re all still idiots. We are still the same people who just want to get drunk, get high, and fake our way through life.
But here’s the caveat- having kids of your own. KFC has talked a ton about it on Mailtime. He says he’s still the same idiot he’s always been, but now when he wakes up in the morning instead of being a sack of shit and sleeping until noon, he has to get up and make sure a human being doesn’t die. But the second she’s at grandma’s for the weekend, it’s business as usual. Slugging beers and reckless abandon.
So you can’t really blame those moms for their celebratory blunts. It’s just like smoking on your first day of high school, your graduation day, birthday, you name it. It’s a HUGE day for those moms, getting the house to themselves so they can fuck the UPS guy, dildo their assholes, you name it. Huge day for them that needed a victory blunt to kick off the right way.