Chick Jumped Out Of Her Car And Let It Roll Into The Water Because Of a Spider

Fox 8 - This is arachnophobia in the worst way. The Daily Telegraph reports that an 18-year-old teenager from Sydney, Australia, was sitting at a ramp when a huntsman spider fell from the car’s visor and into her lap. Terrified, the girl jumped out of the car and began to flail her body, attempting to get the spider off of her. As she was brushing the spider away, the car began to slowly roll forward and dove into the water.

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Look, I get spiders are some of the nastiest motherfuckers on the planet. I understand people don’t like them. But as I’ve grown older and wiser, I’ve begun to tolerate spiders much more. I used to hate them sneaky sons of bitches. Now I respect their craft. When I see one twisting up a web, I give him a polite head nod and he tips his top hat to me

because as much as I hate him, I hate mosquitos more. I hate cockroaches more. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, and so that makes a spider my friend. It’s an unholy alliance. It’s the Rock and Sock connection.

So that being said, jumping out of a car and letting it roll into a river because of a little spider is so dumb. They weren’t bees. Bees I would understand.

Those big ass dragon flies, I definitely understand. A spider though? You have to toughen up. Have to put on your hard hat and make a play. You can’t let your car go full Titanic because of an egg legged friend with a top hat.