Gotta keep your head on a swivel out there, kid. Both of them…
There’s a few things that need to happen during any tennis tournament in order for it to be considered a real tournament that happened in real life.
- Somebody gets so pissed off that they either A) curse out line judge or B) smash up their racket.
- One of those shots that go between the players’ legs.
- One player tells another player that some other dude has fucked their girlfriend.
- A ball boy gets drilled in the dick with a serve.
If none of those events happen, then it’s as if there was no tournament at all. Luckily the 2016 US Open can officially kick off now, however, as this one ball boy took a serve from Bulgaria’s Grigor Dimitrov right to the bing bong. It looks like it was Dimitrov’s 2nd serve so it probably had a little less heat behind it than normal. So numb nuts over here had to play this one extra cool. You can’t go down withering in pain after getting hit in the nuts with a 2nd serve or else you run the risk of looking like the biggest pussy at a tennis tournament–a feat that is no easy task to accomplish. So good on him for shaking this one off like a champ and here’ to hoping it at least got him a little sympathy ween touch from the ball girls back in the clubhouse.
P.S. – Do tennis ball boys need enforcers to stop the players from blatantly aiming for their dicks on serves?