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Kim Jong-un Executes Close Aides With Fucking Anti-Aircraft Guns For "Sitting In a Disrespectful Position"

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SEOUL, South KoreaThe North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un, has executed his deputy premier for education and purged two other senior officials, sending them to re-education camps, the South Korean government said on Wednesday.

Mr. Jeong provided no further details, including when the reported punishments were believed to have taken place or how South Korea had learned of them. But in a later briefing, a senior Unification Ministry official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss intelligence matters, said that Kim Jong-un had found fault with the 63-year-old deputy premier’s “disrespectful posture” during a meeting that Mr. Kim oversaw in late June.

On Tuesday, the mass-circulation daily JoongAng Ilbo, citing an anonymous source, reported that Hwang Min, a former North Korean agriculture minister, and Ri Yong-jin, a senior Education Ministry official, had been executed with antiaircraft guns in early August. The newspaper reported that Mr. Ri had been arrested after dozing off during a meeting supervised by Mr. Kim

Talk about running a tight ship. Executing someone for sitting in a disrespectful position is about as hardline as you can be. Gotta wonder what that position was. Probably Indian Style. Can’t put up with that racist sitting style in today’s day and age. I know that. You know that, and now all of North Korea’s cabinet knows that.

Is sitting Indian style disrespectful? Absolutely. But you cant kill someone with an anti-aircraft gun because of it. Listen. I’ve chaired meetings before and it is beyond frustrating when someone is texting, not paying attention, or sitting in an infuriating position when you are trying to disseminate information to subordinates.

I get it. Kim Jung-un is trying to run a third-world impoverished and generally enslaved country while threatening actual world powers with nuclear demise monthly and that’s not an easy task by any means.

I’m not saying being a world villain is simple. I’m not. I don’t know the pressures that Jong-un faces daily in being a huge humanitarian rights violating piece of shit. I’m just saying I would do it in a different way. The difference between me and Jong-un is that I’m humble enough to not have people executed with anti-aircraft guns. I’m a good guy in that way. Anti-Aircraft Gun just seems like overkill.

Hard to believe a guy who can look so adorable and whimsical when inspecting apples, which he most assuredly won’t supply his people with, can be such a maniac. The old adage applies; you can’t judge a book by its pudgy bad-haircutted cover.

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