The Aliens Have Made Official Contact
(CNN) – Astronomers engaged in the search for extraterrestrial intelligence (SETI) are training their instruments on a star around 94 light years from Earth after a very strong signal was detected by a Russian telescope. An international team of researchers is now examining the radio signal and its star, HD 164595 — described in a paper by Italian astronomer Claudio Maccone and others as a “strong candidate for SETI” — in the hopes of determining its origin. “The signal from HD 164595 is intriguing, because it comes from the vicinity of a sun-like star, and if it’s artificial, its strength is great enough that it was clearly made by a civilization with capabilities beyond those of humankind,” astronomer Douglas Vakoch, president of METI International, which searches for life beyond Earth, tells CNN.
Let me clarify one thing real quick. I’m hearing lots of people say the Aliens are coming or this proves that aliens exist. Bro the Aliens are already fucking here. They’re living with us. They’re dining with us. They’re walking the streets with us. This isn’t some crazy cracked out Pres talking. Look at the facts.
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And now this today. Jesus Christ it couldn’t be more obvious. First Aliens are spotting probing earth. 2 days later we discover a new planet next to us where they can invade from. Then a billion reindeer in Norway get murdered and now this. Some crazy signal from outer space. All within the span of 2 weeks. Science, math, common sense, all saying the same thing. The Aliens have arrived. That signal wasn’t them making contact with Earthlings. That was them talking to each other. That was somebody getting yelled at for killing all those reindeer. They didn’t mean to do that. Somebody got a tad bit trigger happy on their alien blasters and now everybody knows they are here. And honestly I know I keep saying this but if humans are too stupid to realize this than I’m gonna swear allegiance to the Aliens before it’s too late.