And here it is. Your 2017 Madden glitch party, ladies and gentleman, which is SOMEHOW getting bigger every damn year. https://twitter.com/lukezim/status/769673484024721408?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
And here it is. Your 2017 Madden glitch party, ladies and gentleman, which is SOMEHOW getting bigger every damn year. It’s not even funny anymore. Sure, glitches in the past have given us gems like Greg Jennings broken leg video (FUCK YOU GUMBY) or the Eagles actually winning a Super Bowl. But this is getting dangerous. If anything we’ve got a real life Minority Report on our hands, people. I’d like to enter all these clips as evidence in an upcoming murder. Because if it hasn’t happened already, it will. Someone, somewhere is going to die as a result of a Madden glitch. I’ve written countless times about bringing attention to Video Game Rage and how it’s legitimately the definition of temporary insanity. You can’t be responsible for your actions for the 15-30 seconds following a virtual episode of bullshit. And that’s why we get so livid. I’s not because we’re bad people with rage issues. It’s that we’re sane, thinking individuals that have ZERO control over a situation so simple. Hence the seething. Red. Anger. Take it from one of my favorite, and most realistic, videos in Madden history. If this gentleman’s heart survived to discover a “Reason #5″, which wasn’t likely, we’ve most likely had multiple murders already. Even a fake reality won’t let the Browns be successful.