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Tom Brady Wants To Make One Thing Very Clear: The New England Patriots Are Still His Team

How do you do that when you’re not getting the start? Show up on the sidelines with FIRE hair. This is like a chick knowing that her ex is going to be at the party with his new girlfriend and showing up in her best dress, looking hot as fuck, just to remind everyone what he used to have. You think this is your team, Jim? You think anyone believes the “QB controversy” that the media is trying to manufacture? Look at my hair! LOOK AT IT, DAMMIT! Does that look like anything but all-world QB hair to you? Didn’t think so.

PS – I don’t have cable in Newport so I’m streaming this game. The comments near the stream are really something.

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No one normal comments on the internet, but there’s still a pecking order. Someone on a blog is slightly more sane than someone on, say, a porn video. But I think “live stream commenters” might give those porn folks a run for their money.