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Leg Day Pays

Let me tell you a quick story about this girl- she’s 19 years old and has 8.3 million Instagram followers. 8.3 million. More people see her ass on an every day basis than watch most TV shows. She probably banks so much money to sell tea or protein powder in her pictures that she could buy an island in the bahamas. All because she doesn’t skip leg day. All because her conquering her ass will be the next expedition the Meru team takes on. It’s really quite inspirational.

One day you’re just a teenager, the next day you realize your ass could launch 1,000 ships. The American Dream, folks.

I mean, come on…

I would like to wear that dumper as a hat on a chilly winter morning.