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Texas Utility Worker Going Viral Right Now Goes the Extra Mile In Making Me Feel Less Manly


HOUSTON — Jimmie Cox apparently isn’t afraid of getting dirty at work. The 23-year-old was recently photographed submerged from the waist up in muck, inverted, as he tried to fix a water line of a woman’s home.”>

Guys like this piss me off so much. Earlier this week I had some handymen/workers come to my house and fix my dryer and install a microwave. These dudes were strutting around like they were the cock of the walk with their tool belts, drills, and shit. It was really uncalled for.

That was on Wednesday; I was finally over it and then I hop on the Internet this morning and I see this son of a bitch dick-deep in mud with his whole upper half submerged. Try harder, buddy. Everybody is really impressed with your impressive work ethic and the corresponding photo that resulted from said work ethic.

In the interview, he said that “I’m just trying to do my job and get this woman’s water up and running again.” Now, I don’t know for sure that’s what he because I made it up, but that’s what I’d imagine him saying because he just seems like a real son of a bitch who is incredibly humble and a hard worker. Makes me sick. If my wife sees this photo I’ll never hear the end of it. Might have to dig a ditch in my yard and dip my dick in it just to prove a point.