Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Arrested For DUI After The Cops Found Her Pantless With Her Dog And An Empty Box Of Wine?

DUNNELLON, Florida (WKMG) – A Marion County woman has been arrested on driving under the influence charges after she was found inside a car naked from the waist down with empty boxed wine and her dog in the vehicle. Karen Worley Drake, 51, was charged with DUI after she failed sobriety exercises and refused to give breath samples on Sunday night. Drake’s car was parked halfway onto SW 129th Terrace Road, when a deputy noticed her and proceeded to have her open the car door.

“I could smell a very strong odor of an alcoholic beverage,” the deputy said in the report. The deputy instructed Drake to dress herself. “I advised the defendant that she was under arrest for DUI and she became uncooperative and briefly struggled with me,” the deputy said. She remains in the Marion County Jail with a $1,000 bond, while the dog was placed into the custody of Marion County Animal Services.

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Karen Drake, I like you, I like you a lot. You know how sometimes you get in a rut when it comes to weekend activities. You go to the same bar, with the same friends, drinking the same beer, over and over, and you just need something to spice things up a bit? Well that has to be what happened here. Sometimes you need to think outside of the box, change the playbook and do something you haven’t done in a while. Like for instance drink an entire box of Franzia, get in your car, take off your pants and see what happens. Get your pussy licked by your dog? Have an awesome time playing a solo game of slap the bag? The possibilities are endless, if the word endless means you’ll wind up arrested for a DUI, literally endless.