Video Of A Tornado Flattening An Indiana Starbucks In Three Seconds Is Some WILD Shit

Clem8/25/2016 4:30 PM

Apparently Mother Nature is not a fan of having to wait for her iced coffee to get poured while all the baristas perform brain surgery with hot coffee orders either. What a fucking bitch. But seriously, that was nuts and it looked like everyone walked away from that Starbucks getting the Big Bad Wolf treatment.

When I was a kid, I was petrified of tornados after watching The Wizard of Oz for the first time. My stupid little kid brain didn’t realize that tornados are pretty damn rare in New York. Other than some snow and the occasional hurricane out of the blue, the Northeast is a pretty great place to live when it comes to weather. I don’t know if that’s why this place is so fucking overpopulated and expensive. But seeing videos like this makes me hate my family a little less for raising me in a place where I am freezing my dick off for about 1/4 of the year and paying through the nose in living expenses 4/4 of the year.

And shout out to the guy that decided to go against his human survival instinct and instead with his 2016 human go viral instinct and record this instead of trying to hide in a safe place away from glass windows. I was expecting that Chilis to turn into the scene at the end of Twister when Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton lock themselves in the barn and the tornado seems to chase them down like Michael fucking Myers. I’m still shocked to this day that there wasn’t a big reveal that they had mistakenly stumbled into the tornado’s barn. Pictures of the tornado with his kids in picture frames and shit.

By the way, Helen Hunt was the perfect attainably kinda hot chick of the 90s. Especially when she was wet while wearing that white tanktop.