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I Hate Protesters But This UT Girl Is Cool With Me

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Protesting sucks. There’s nothing in the world I care about enough to protest. I hate when college kids waste their college years protesting. Gun to head I probably prefer glocks to cocks.

HOW-EVER (Stephen A. Smith voice) I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have at least a little bit of respect for this girl at UT today. A+ shirt.

If you’re gonna do it, at least do it as well as this chick. Eat her out. Buy her shoes. Make her cum. Leave. In that order. Girl power.

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