Is Su'a Cravens Giving Mia Khalifa The Pipe?

As a wise man once said, hmmm. Is Redskins rookie LB Su’a Cravens already plowing DC’s most notorious former porn star Mia Khalifa? If I use context clues, I’m going to land onnnnnnnnn yes. Yes, Su’a is railing out Mia Khalifa. Allegedly of course, because I do not have it confirmed. I mean yeah there’s a chance a 21 year old football player and a 23 year old former porn star are just really tight buds. Just goosing around on FaceTime with their shirts off. As a wise man once said, for sure not.

While posting the screenshot of the FaceTime is obviously a sick brag for the 21 year old who will have a bruised hand after all the high fives he gets in practice today, it’s also very risky. If he misses a tackle, we immediately say it’s because of her. If he misses an assignment on special teams, it’s because he was up late the night before plowing out his porn star girlfriend. But we’ve all seen her suck a golf ball through a garden hose, so we can’t exactly blame him, but he has to make sure he keeps his focus. There will always be more pornstars. As a wise man once said, people forget that.