Obama Follows Farrah Abraham On Twitter
And yes I know Obama follows about 600,000 people on twitter but one of them is Farrah Abrams and if we’re all being honest here, that actually means something to me. Like you know how everyone always uses the hypothetical “Which candidate would you like to have a beer with” well that’s so old hat. That’s something our parents would say. I want it now to be, which candidate do you think watched the Teen Mom porn and masturbated while disgusted but also sort of turned on. That’s how I know you’re tapped in. It’s the new cultural touchstone, which for our generation is equals parts sad and equal parts awesome.
Do you think Every president in the history of White House has jerked off in the Oval Office? I bet they have. That’s a lot of jizzing in one room. Kind of crazy when you think about.
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