The Steve Harvey of the Olympics, ladies and gentleman. “I apologize. I got my lanes mixed up.” Boy was that a train wreck. Like when you’re doing 4 player mode in Mario Kart and you’re looking at the wrong box.
I mean at some point coming down the stretch there you gotta think to yourself “Wait a minute…whats more likely here: Michael Phelps, the guy with twenty one Gold Medals is getting smoked by Ryan fucking Lochte and the entire rest of the field and isnt even making it on the podium…OR…I’m a goddam idiot and I’ve been looking at the wrong lane this whole time?”