Sam Gagner, Your Face, No Literally, Your Face

The other day I was walking my dog in Oz Park and there was some uneven grass and I stepped kind of funny and tweaked my knee. I had to sit on a bench for like 20 minutes before I could walk again and now my tweaked knee will probably keep me out of normal activities for like 4-6 weeks. I guess my point of this story is yeah, hockey players are outrageously tough motherfuckers that make me realize how much of a pussy I am, also I should probably consider getting health insurance at some point in my life but realistically, I probably won’t.