So this Sunday I’m dusting off the turf shoes and heading to Gillette for Fantasy Sports Fest. They got lots of celebrities and fantasy experts, blah, blah, blah. Well I’m going for 1 reason and 1 reason only. To compete and dominate. You put me on a field and I come to win period. For any Stoolies who are like “Oh I can cover him…Pres ain’t so bad” well now is your chance to get your lunch shoved down your throat. I will be there with bells on running post patterns, flag patterns, button hooks, stop and go’s etc till I run out of breath. Come play where the pros play.
As a special discount to Stoolies we are offering a 2 for 1 ticket package. Buy 2 get 1 free with the code PRES50. Hopefully I see all the loudmouths there.