I don’t know shit about golf and have to ask people I’m playing with what club I should hit, and you may think that makes me unqualified to be a caddy, but you would be wrong. If you’re around Hartford and are looking for something to do or a reason to drink outside, swing on by The Travelers and watch the new gruesome twosome dominate the course. We tee off at 2 o’clock (that’s a Stanley Cup Champion tee time if I’ve ever seen one). Our entire foursome is Bonino, Ray Allen, Ken Casey of Dropkick Murphy’s, and the pro is John Senden so it should be a popular crew. I haven’t yet decided if I’m going to talk to Ray Allen. Part of me thinks that if KG is still shunning him then I should still be shunning him, but a much larger part of me is convinced that if I start talking about Farm Neck right away he’ll think I’m a cool dude and invite me out for a round.
Nonetheless, should be a great time. I’m very excited to see what kind of tipper Bonino is, I assume a bad one because I’ll deserve a bad tip because I’m both an idiot and may faint from exhaustion by the back nine, and I’m also very excited to see what the beer policy is for caddies. Has a caddy ever been kicked off the course for being too drunk? Is that even possible? Tune in today to find out!
I’ll be livetweeting the round from my Twitter and taking over the Barstool snapchat (Barstoolsports) so you can follow along there if you’re not around Connecticut. It’ll be interesting to see how long it takes Bonino to ring my neck, if nothing else.