These Pandas Are FUCKIN'

Absolutely hysterical picture. I hate the internet thing where people say shit like “that’s my spirit animal” or “literally me” but, if I may, let me just say that this dude is my spirit animal and literally me….

SEXXXXXXX! I’M DOING SEXXXXX — oh fuck, no not already. Dude. Hold it in. Hold it. C’mon man, wait no, don’t come on. Don’t come on anything. Not yet. NOT YET.

And this little hussy, the one clearly having the time of her life, well she’s literally any sexual partner I’ve ever had. All three of them.

Just fucking get this over with, bro. I’m clearly not into this. If you had one single brain cell in your head that could read signs or body language you’d know that I’d rather be anywhere else in the world right now.

As for this guy, well I’m not really sure who this guy is. Any peeping tom’s that happen to be around, I supposed. Or, perhaps her friends at brunch the next morning. Maybe even myself in the mirror moments later. He’s absolutely anyone who hears about what transpired in the bedroom that night.

Pathetic.