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Nothing Screams NFL Season Quite Like A Kirk Cousins Corn Maze

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The leaves are changing colors. The days are getting shorter. Pumpkin beers are already in stores. But the true sign the NFL season is quickly approaching? A Kirk Cousins corn maze, of course. Nothing screams NFL like a corn maze. Wayside Farm has immortalized Kirk and his “You Like That” into a maze. There might not be a bigger honor in the world than becoming a corn maze in the fall. Pumpkin picking, hay rides, and walking through Kirk Cousins body, all wonderful traditions. I don’t love that he’s not holding the football at the seams, but that’s what training camp is for, and also that’s still just corn, not really Kirk Cousins, so I’ll give him a pass.


PS: How awesome is it that football is back? It’s such a struggle right now knowing they have pads on but aren’t playing any games. And then we have to sit through 4 weeks of meaningless preseason games hoping nobody gets hurt. But then FINALLY, soon too, the regular season will start.


PS: We still have some XXL and 3X shirts in the store, never too late.