Texas A&M Assistant Coaches Host "Chalk Talk For Women"...Doesn't Go Over Very Well

ESPN – Two Texas A&M Aggies assistant coaches were suspended for two weeks without pay for their role in a presentation slide show at a fundraiser Thursday that included comments offensive to women.

Aggies coach Kevin Sumlin suspended offensive line coach Jim Turner and special-teams coordinator/tight ends coach Jeff Banks for “degrading comments towards women” that were part of a slideshow that was shown to more than 700 attendees in the program’s annual “Chalk Talk for Women.”

Turner was the Miami Dolphins’ offensive line coach during the Jonathan Martin hazing scandal. He was fired by Miami in February 2014 for “poor judgment.”

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So fucking funny. Just an absolutely ASTOUNDING lack of situational awareness. Impressive really. To live in the world in 2016 and host an event like this not expecting the backlash. Throwing up slides about penetration and going down and getting guys erect and banging them hard. Making songs and shit.

The event is designed to educate female fans on the game of football and is something several programs around the country host annually. Several women in attendance took offense to some language displayed on a projector screen inside Kyle Field’s Hall of Champions, which included a parodied version of the Aggie War Hymn:

“We are Aggie women, we are filled with estrogen. Hullabaloo, canek, canek and back again.

“Maroon & white are the colors we love, we are putting down our dish towels and taking off our gloves.

“No more Lysol or Cascade, we want to score touchdowns and walk in this parade.

“We are Aggie women & this is our song, come on … bring it on … no more thong. Hullabaloo, canek, canek … and so on …”

In addition, Scout.com first obtained photos of slides from Thursday’s event that presented “Dos and don’ts” on offensive line technique. The slides included oft-used football language with sexual overtones.

I mean these are the types of things you put in an email and spread around with your buddies for a laugh. Putting them on a freaking projector screen? I’m convinced these guys just had enough and wanted to get fired, only explanation.