Martellus Bennett Gave An A+ Quote When Asked About Having Chemistry With Two Quarterbacks

Is it tough trying to develop chemistry with two quarterbacks? Not as tough as stringing two chicks along, friend! Once you’ve successfully dated two chicks at the same time then, really, the world is your oyster. If you can keep the energy and chemistry up with two separate women then there’s absolutely nothing in this world you can’t do. You know how hard it is to keep one chick happy? It’s impossible. Literally impossible. If you’ve kept two from murdering you then developing a relationship with Tom Brady and Jimmy Garropolo will be a walk in the park.

Excited to get a ton of Martellus Bennett this year. For the last 15 years we’ve been gifted with wildly entertaining on-field product, but the off-field stuff has always been canned and boring. Of course, there’s probably some connection there but still, I’ve often wished for a little more entertainment behind the microphones. We’ll definitely get that with Bennett this year, as he’s already started to show just two days in.