A Quick, Useful, And Informative Week 1 Eagles Training Camp Roundup
Life has meaning again. The Eagles have returned to the NovaCare Complex. Been down the shore? Stuck working and hating life? Been traveling? I have you covered on everything you may have missed.
Jason Peters still hates Chip Kelly.. Like a lot.
Can’t blame JP here. We saw a man who was the best damn tackle in the league a few years ago turn into complete rubble last season with Chip’s no huddle offense and crazy practices. He still is catching his breath for god’s sake.
Wentz looks mighty fine
The ginger is dealing in camp and rightfully so. Obviously this means nothing until he gets some bodies in front of him and on his receivers, but boy is this going to be fun. He is also towering over Chase Daniel.
Jalen Mills has green hair.. Like really green
The late-round draft pick showed up to camp this week with definitely the most spirited Eagles look. The great thing for the birds? Mills is looking more and more in camp like he could be one of the biggest steals in the draft as he has looked good so far at corner. Which is an area something the Eagles desperately need help in.
The Eagles are using helmet cams. Such a Chip Kelly move. That’s really all I have on that. They have cameras.. On helmets.. Nothing too Cool. Disclaimer: IF the Eagles start using the camera footage on social media or a video series.. I will love this move.
We pause for Wentz porn.
Tell me if you have heard this before but… Ryan Mathews is injured. Motherfucker can legit never stay healthy.
Luckily.. Wendell Smallwood looks pretty damn good so far.
JON DORENBOS CAN’T STOP DOING MAGIC AND EVERYONE CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF IT
Like look at Zach Ertz and Carson Wentz, arguably two of the five biggest faces on this team and they are sitting there, playing second-fiddle to the fucking long snapper. That is how damn good Jon Dorenbos is at captivating a crowd.
I will try to keep these going throughout training camp and throughout the season.
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